Sunday, February 16, 2014

Pete the Tapeworm

There is a tapeworm in our midst.

Behold, the phantom menace:

Pete, the tapeworm.

Discreetly disguised as a fluffy glutton of a cat

but he's not fooling anybody, anymore.  His behavior betrays him.  

1.  Lives for food

2.  Un-catlike, clumsy behavior; generally unversed in cat etiquette, suggesting that the alleged "cat" is, in actuality, not familiar with normal cat behaviors (examples: tail wags like dog when petted, never lands on feet)

3.  Tongue looks like a tapeworm (vacant stare reinforces cat-suit hypothesis)

Cleverly done, tapeworm, cleverly done.