Step 1: Plug in the curling iron and wait for it to heat up. Get impatient and start straightening your bangs before it's really hot.
Step 2: Pin the top layer of your hair up. This not only enables you to curl the bottom layer of hair, but it also makes you look ridiculous and ensures the laughter of all brothers who happen to walk by.
Step 3: Get your hair tangled in your industrial, and then accidentally hit it with the curling iron. Scream.
Step 4: Curl the top layer of hair.
Step 5: Forget the 'mist with hairspray' junk you see most people doing. DRENCH that hair.
Step 6: Rejoice; you are a princess!
Step 7: Rinse out hairspray in the sink. Straighten your hair.
Congratulations, you now have a lovely ponytail. Just like every other day, ever.